Urine Under the Bleachers
I saw the sign, he saw the sign And we both ran across the wooden floor I saw the sign, he saw the sign He went in first and he locked the door I stood outside, I stood outside Legs crossed with my teeth floating in my throat Made up my mind, I had to find Someplace a whole other place to go
Chorus: Take a cue from the main line, I would go anywhere Pretty soon I'll be feeling fine cause I would go anywhere Never had such an open mind but I would go anywhere Look at me, look what I'll try, I will try anywhere anywhere anywhere
It took no time, I slipped behind And I found a spot back in the dark The team scored nine, the perfect time And among old gum I made my mark
I might look back tomorrow and say I wonder why I couldn't wait, but for now you know I'll
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