Unseemly
when a tramp asks for change and I'm forced to oblige it's unseemly
when the wife starts in crying in the dead of the night it's unseemly
when a driver asks me if I'd like a good time it's unseemly
when the doctor starts asking about my insides it's unseemly
always an assault on dignity
when the boy tried to tell me he's always liked men it's unseemly
I'm not interested now nor was I then it's unseemly
when a colleague starts blubbering about his infidelity it's unseemly
my mouth says I care but my eyes hope he'll leave it's unseemly
when the dealer must haggle and dance bout his price when my daughter explains why she wants my advice when the wife has to scoop up what Fifi egests when senile old Mother leaves an unspeakable mess when the bellhop is smiling fishing for tips it rises inside me just back of my lips I retreat to my study walnut benign and sip a good port gainst an unseemly time