Attacked by a Peach

I spilled my tray on the floor
Scraped my food, went out the door
Spoon in the trash, peach on the floor
Transue's a-comin, a-comin back for more

Chorus:
She slipped on a peach and fell on the floor
Now she'll wear a cast and her ass is sore
She slipped on a peach and fell on the floor
Now she'll wear a cast and her ass is sore

Spoon in the trash, peach on the floor
Transue's a-comin, a-comin back for more
Slippin and a slidin, arm behind her back
Out went her wrist, we all heard a crack

Chorus