Beatin' Off to JTT

Spotted silky open shirt
Creamy tight-ass 501s
Tousled hair and fuck-me eyes
And this is only March
I saw him hanging on the wall
He beckoned to me with his gaze
So I did what I had to do
I couldn't help myself

CHORUS (2x)
It might be gay but I don't care
I am helpless from his stare
I would die for just one kiss
Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Took a trip to the Circle K
Saw his smile on the Boy Crazy mag
Bought me a copy, two ninety-five
Plus some K-Y gel
Jumped in the car, sped on home
Ran in the house, locked the door
Pulled out Jon and my cock
I came six times that night

CHORUS (2x)

I never used to watch TV
Until I found Home Improvement
Now I turn it on every day
and he turns me on
Just a glimpse and I'm ready
I grab myself and a pack of beer
Sitting in the chair, eyes on the screen
I beat off to J.T.T.

CHORUS (3x)