Excuse My Reach

Come on inside let me hold the door
Watch your step now, we just cleaned the floor
Here's the menu, let me show you your seats
But you're going to have to excuse my reach
Can I start you off, perhaps with some drinks?
Please take your time, I'll be back in a blink
You must try the special, please, I beseech
The only catch is, you'll need to excuse my reach

I reach in so close you can feel my heat
The tuck of my shirt, the length of my reach
I linger a moment, is it too long?
If it feels so right, how could it be wrong?

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Would you like dessert? Apple cobbler or peach?
I'll clear up your plates, please excuse my reach

Moist and insistent I gather the check
Glance down discreetly to see what you've left
Abrupt, so eager, you stifle a gasp
I see you'll excuse both my reach and my grasp
It's not an apology, it's a figure of speech
No specific behavior for you to impeach
Honor-bound to the seal and the breach
Innocence, yes, it's a skill I can teach