The Incident in Bay Center

Nothing like Bay Center nights
Fast cars cheap women, feeling all right
Kelly's looking for a fight
Pulls out a gun and says she might

Got the gun up to her head
Who knows where it coulda led
Carl's thinking way ahead
Makes it hit the wall instead

Jesse's in the other room
With a hot hot mama and nothing to lose
Feels a stab and hears a boom
Oh what has he got himself into?
All he wants is a little taste
But he got a hole right in the leg
Nothing ever seems to go his way

Try to patch it up themselves
But they ain't doctors, he ain't well
Start to drive him into town
Carl's thinking round and round

But Jesse's in the other room
With a hot hot mama and nothing to lose
Feels a stab and hears a boom
Oh what has he got himself into?
All he wants is a little taste
But he got a hole right in the leg
Nothing ever seems to go his way
Nothing ever seems to go his way
Nothing ever seems to go his way