Arthritic Knees

(Penoyar)

I wish that I was young again
With teeth in mouth and hair on my head
But now I'm just weak old cock
With arthritic knees and liver spots

I smell like shit and epsom salts
I'll break my hip if I fall
All my piss goes in a bag
And my kids just think that I'm a drag

Chorus:
I wear a diaper

I need help gettin out of bed
I'm useless, stupid, halfway dead
Can't recall a goddam thing
And my family always laughs at me

I'd kill them all if I got a chance
But I'd need to wear this oxygen mask
My wife the crone don't help at all
Lost her mind and stares at the wall

Chorus